No Thoughts, Head Empty

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jortsbian
jortsbian

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

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jihaad

in a better world she would’ve been the ultimate tumblr sexywoman. the saddest of meow meows. blorbo of all time

elphaba, the wicked witch of the westALT
jihaad

she's brooding! she's bisexual! she's public enemy number one! the GOAT of being doomed by the narrative. if she was a man you just know she'd have the fandom girlies in a chokehold. she is worth a thousand lokis, a million kylo rens. where is her army of stans who call her babygirl and diagnose her with every mental illness in the dsm. where is the justice, i ask.

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wellwaterhysteria

every time a woman talks about getting cosmetic surgery lip fillers botox buccal fat removal PREVENTATIVE botox labiaplasty rhinoplasty any of the plastys i feel like i'm being sucked down a fucking storm gutter. it's so bleak and it's so grim and it's so profoundly upsetting. here's how to sleep so you don't get wrinkles! here's how to laugh and smile so you don't get wrinkles! here's this horrifically over involved skincare routine that you should start as a teenager to prevent any indication that you've lived a life free from the omnipresent fear of being observed and subsequently found lacking! you are empowering yourself by constantly placing every piece of your body into separately managed boxes of routines and standards! this should be your hobby! your body is not just for you! the world is entitled to dictate how you look and how you feel about yourself and the unattainable goals are always changing and you will never ever rest! but you should get more sleep! don't look old! look fresh! be fuckable! be cool! make this look low effort! don't be high maintenance! your earlobes are ugly! you're ugly! you're so beautiful! beauty is everything! beauty is worth! self consciousness is so unattractive! make the other women in your life feel inhuman for not sticking to the rules as well as you have! this is a sisterhood! this is a direct competition! kill the competition! support women! other women are doing it wrong! don't be like other women! be the best woman! we'll stop punishing the best woman! i'm going to be fucking sick on myself.

wellwaterhysteria

i'm not saying anything that hasn't been said or thought a million hundred thousand times before. but you will not be exempt from the exhaustion and stress of existing as a woman by A) trying to constantly prove that you're one of the nebulously shifting Worthy ones or B) pulling other women back down into the bucket with you. and i think anyone who tries to tell you about the relative value or use of your own body should be torn to shreds in front of a crowd of thousands.